I'm gay as hell but my parents are super religious so my brother (shoutout to him the real mvp) pretends that MY girlfriend is his girlfriend so my parents don't freak out if her and I act a bit gay in front of them and also when she sleeps over, they make her sleep in my room 'cause they think her and my brother are gonna fuck if they sleep in the same room but jokes on them because she likes pussy and her and i fuck all night